This Weird Horse Is Tweeting Hilarious Tales From The Farm

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    Text - Weird Horse @WeirdHorse Follow Two mice have just passed out in the field. I'm giving them mouse to mouse resuscitation lolololol It's not worked, they've died 11:06 AM 24 Oct 2017 45 Retweets 126 Likes WALL
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    Text - Weird Horse Follow @WeirdHorse One of the cows is addicted to Sea Kelp. I told her to seek help lol 8:49 AM - 4 Oct 2017 64 Retweets 163 Likes
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    Text - Weird Horse Follow @WeirdHorse I've started dating a cow's teat. It's my significant udder lol that was a joke I'm so alone and now I'm licking a wasp and crying softly 8:34 AM -15 Sep 2017 58 Retweets 130 Likes
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    Text - Weird Horse Follow @WeirdHorse I'm so happy for Susan, who got her A-Level results today. She got BAA #ALevelResultsDay
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    Horse - Weird Horse Follow @WeirdHorse Last time I met Donald Trump, he started kissing my neck and touching my behind. A week later, he stole my look. He is weird #ElectionNight 7:19 PM - 8 Nov 2016 189 Retweets 289 Likes
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    Text - Weird Horse Follow @WeirdHorse On Jeremy Kyle tomorrow because a deer is accusing me of sleeping with his wife. The baby sounds like me. I'm having a deer neigh test lol 4:57 AM - 16 Aug 2017 61 Retweets 124 Likes
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    Horse - Weird Horse Follow @WeirdHorse The perfect end to a perfect day. A pancake thrown onto my face by a pensioner in a passing car. Thanks
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    Text - Weird Horse Follow @WeirdHorse My name is, hay My sign is, hay My number is, hay You need to do a neigh You need to do a neigh I touch a bull I touchabull 8:44 AM - 31 May 2016 79 Retweets 138 Likes
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    Product - Weird Horse @WeirdHorse Follow Happy Mother's Day. Miss you every day x Findus Beef Lasagne omare p hde 5:15 AM 6 Mar 2016 186 Retweets 314 Likes
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    Text - Weird Horse Follow @WeirdHorse A goat just criticised my new haircut so I punched it into the stable. It's now in a critical but stable condition LMAO 6:47 AM - 31 Jul 2017 53 Retweets 159 Likes
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    Text - Weird Horse Follow @WeirdHorse Just ordered a pig off Hamazon. Next neigh delivery LMAO 2:33 PM - 14 Jun 2017 79 Retweets 157 Likes
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    Text - Weird Horse Follow @WeirdHorse Last Christmas, I gave you some hay But the very next day, you gave it away This year, to save me from tears I'll give it to a chubby goat 3:16 PM - 25 Dec 2016 82 Retweets 151 Likes
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    Text - Weird Horse Follow @WeirdHorse Apparently North Korea have blown up a cow. I'm so against Mooclear bombs 4:37 AM - 9 Sep 2016 45 Retweets 80 Likes
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    Text - Weird Horse Follow @WeirdHorse Just got my head shaved by a ginger guitarist. It was Ed Shearin'. He's the mane man lol 5:12 AM - 29 Aug 2016 73 Retweets 134 Likes
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    Text - Weird Horse Follow @WeirdHorse A pensioner just threw a Poké Ball at me and burst into tears when I trotted in the opposite direction 6:40 AM -14 Jul 2016 28 Retweets 110 Likes
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    Text - Weird Horse Follow @WeirdHorse You and me horsey ain't nothing but mammals, so let's drink a lot of water and pretend that we're camels 2:07 AM -11 Jul 2016 125 Retweets 192 Likes
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    Organism - Weird Horse Follow @WeirdHorse Oah oh, we're halfway there, Oah oh, lizard on a chair 7:24 AM-2 Sep 2016
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